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It was in the tabloids that Justin wanted Miley to divorce her parents and run away with him…..

OMG!!! They were right…

There I was in Franklin Tennessee when Justin landed his cool shiny spaceship, put on his human suit and beamed himself through the transporter to the parking lot. Miley was just walking out of the restaurant after kissing a monkey named Coco who once landed on the moon in 1973. Mileys mom arrived in the parking lot on the back of her one legged Unicorn to pick up Miley when Justin ran across the parking lot and picked up Miley and began to run with her against her Moms wishes.

Justin screamed out that he was going to take her away to the dark side of the Moon far away from her loving family once and for all….

Miley screamed and cried and then laughed cause she knew that is what she secretly wanted…To get away from her parents and divorce them…

Without her parents she can stop singing and pusue her dreams of becoming a marching band leader and donating her time to professional sweater knitting. She is hoping to be ready for the 2012 Olympics….

The picture had to be taken in Black and white since Justin is not actually human and when he touched Miley she became an Android too.

 Everyone knows you cannot photograph Androids in Color!!!

So…..You can continue to read the trash magazines and add my story to them or you can know the truth…

Miley loves her parents…..and is not divorcing them anytime soon….

Mr. Eddie George is known for his career with the Tennessee Titans and as a Heisman Trophy winner at Ohio State University. As a Running back, Eddie has run over more people than a drunk driver on the Vegas strip. Eddie never missed a start due to an injury and made the Pro Bowl 4 times!

What you probably did not know about Eddie…..

He was on an episode of Nash Bridges…. hee hee

Mr. George is currently attending the Kellogg school of Management at Northwestern University, pursuing an MBA in the executive MBA program…….

He’s one smart cookie!!!