“Exclusive”…..Justin Gaston abducts Miley
December 30, 2008 | 1:03 amIt was in the tabloids that Justin wanted Miley to divorce her parents and run away with him…..
OMG!!! They were right…
There I was in Franklin Tennessee when Justin landed his cool shiny spaceship, put on his human suit and beamed himself through the transporter to the parking lot. Miley was just walking out of the restaurant after kissing a monkey named Coco who once landed on the moon in 1973. Mileys mom arrived in the parking lot on the back of her one legged Unicorn to pick up Miley when Justin ran across the parking lot and picked up Miley and began to run with her against her Moms wishes.
Justin screamed out that he was going to take her away to the dark side of the Moon far away from her loving family once and for all….
Miley screamed and cried and then laughed cause she knew that is what she secretly wanted…To get away from her parents and divorce them…
Without her parents she can stop singing and pusue her dreams of becoming a marching band leader and donating her time to professional sweater knitting. She is hoping to be ready for the 2012 Olympics….
The picture had to be taken in Black and white since Justin is not actually human and when he touched Miley she became an Android too.
Everyone knows you cannot photograph Androids in Color!!!
So…..You can continue to read the trash magazines and add my story to them or you can know the truth…
Miley loves her parents…..and is not divorcing them anytime soon….
HAHA , this is cool! Love miley!
Afiqah | December 30, 2008 | 3:08 amHAHA , this is cool! Love miley!
A pair of scissors needs to abduct Justin's hair.
Lindsey | December 30, 2008 | 9:25 amA pair of scissors needs to abduct Justin’s hair.
A sympathetic alien needs to just abduct Justin and get
trouble | December 30, 2008 | 10:10 amA sympathetic alien needs to just abduct Justin and get him out of our hair.
lol You should tell Justin to cut his hair. ;)
ghersiohgviodfjg | December 30, 2008 | 1:11 pmlol You should tell Justin to cut his hair.
Wow, Miles Seems Happy He May Be 4 Years Older So
Anon | December 30, 2008 | 9:28 pmWow, Miles Seems Happy
He May Be 4 Years Older So What, My Cousin Sams Dating A Guy Whoe 20 And She Turnt 16 In July
They’re In Love, and Happy Leave Them To It!!!
Good Luck Miley :D:D:D
&&
Good Luck Justin :D:D:D
Good Luck Sam:D:D:D
&&
Good Luck Ash:D:D:D
A pair of scissors needs to abduct Justin’s hair. --------- OMG THAT
NileyPonesSick | December 30, 2008 | 11:02 pmA pair of scissors needs to abduct Justin’s hair.
———
OMG THAT WAS PRICELESS!
So funny =D
Funny how people tell him to cut his hair.... Those who
admin | December 31, 2008 | 10:55 amFunny how people tell him to cut his hair….
Those who post that should post their own pictures so others can critique you as well..
Justin gets paid because of his looks…..Do you?? I know I could not….I;m kinda funny looking and I know it..Thats why I dont feel I have to judge others based on their looks.. Plus its not nice to do.
they look so cute about it am glad they are
fi | December 31, 2008 | 11:57 amthey look so cute about it am glad they are making fun of the lies tabloids! they do look adorable together. i really beginning to love them they always seem to have so much fun! i like that she keeps it private but not secretative that shows a lot of class. they go out on date i love to watch them am hooked watching them they have so much fun togehter now this is normal couple stuff! this is how they suppose to act to have a great relationship! miley looks extremely happy with justin am so happy for her! congratulation!
Justin's hair is fine. The're cute. This is close to
Hairs Fine | December 31, 2008 | 2:05 pmJustin’s hair is fine. The’re cute. This is close to a PDA =] Give em a break. He seems to make Miley happy =] Once you’ve had your heart broken once. You learn to be a bit more cautious.
Cute photo. Nice article
Rowan | December 31, 2008 | 3:21 pmCute photo. Nice article
omg, cutest picture ever!! :D <3 it's nice to see that
izabella | December 31, 2008 | 6:15 pmomg, cutest picture ever!!
<3
it’s nice to see that Miley has moved on, and so has Nick, it’s just the Niley fans that hasn’t moved on
man this is sooo stupid
Anonymous | January 2, 2009 | 4:23 amman this is sooo stupid