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If you read “Maxim” magazine (or look at the pictures) then you will recognize Minka from the spreads she has done in Maxim magazine.  Minka was on the show “Friday Night Lights” but catapulted her stardom to the next level when she was spotted dating John Mayer and Chris Evans.  Minka is a soft faced beauty that keeps to herself in this crazy city and is rarely seen.  Except by you tonight!!!

As soon as he knew I photographed Milla Kunis I got the phone call from Nashville claiming hatred towards me for not wrapping her up in a bow and mailing her to Nashville. Milla is truly loved by men everywhere in the nation.Milla has been loved since she did the hit TV series “That 70’s Show” but she is also an accomplished voiceover actor. Did you know that?  Do you watch family Guy? Next time you watch it? Close your eyes and you will know exactly what I am talking about.

PS. Who’s the guy Milla? Want me to have someone in Nashville get rid of him?

Wanna know how the All time greatest Rock n Rolla stays in Shape? By busting his hump running around the streets of Beverly Hills at 6:00am! You know and I know we all still have his songs on our top ten list of al time greatest hits too. Jon is pure and simple an entertainer who has transformed music with his voice and his songwriting but, did you also know he is an actor?  Remember the movie “Pay it Forward”?  Jon played the abusive Boyfriend to Helen Hunt and father to Haley Joel Osment.  This Hall of Fame inductee songwriter  was out bright and early getting his run on trying to make sure he still looks good in those crazy leather outfits that all rockers tend to like.  Thanks Jon for being there for all of us with your music throughout our awkward teenage years!

A man joined a monastery and was told that he’d have to spend the first 20 years in complete silence. He was told that he would only be allowed to say two words every three years.

After 3 years of keeping this vow he was summoned before the Abbot and asked if he had anything to say, in two words or less. He replied, “Food sucks.”

Three more years went by when he was once again summoned before the Abbot. “Well, do you have anything to say now,” the monk was asked. “Room cold,” was the answer.

Another three years went by when he was again summoned before the Abbot. “What do you have to say now,” the monk was asked. “Bed hard.”

After three more years the Abbot found the man and asked him if he’d like to speak. “I quit!” said the monk.

“Well, I’m not surprised,” said the Abbot. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!”